my duty

Got a Superior Court Jury Summons in the mail yesterday. It states: I must report at 8:30 am (I’m not totally sure I can comply with that time), I can not bring my child, there are no child care services available for my child should I bring my child, appropriate dress is required (what is their definition of appropriate?), I must bring my summons, I must bring any desired reading material (hmmm), and most importanly...ABSOLUTELY NO WEAPONS ARE ALLOWED IN THE COURTHOUSE, (hmmm, all captial letters, bold, and underlined). I think I’d better leave my sling shot at home.
Get this – I get free parking!