A father was reading Bible stories to his young
son. He read, "The man named Lot was
warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and
was turned to salt." His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"
A ten-year-old, under the tutelage of her
grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible. Then one day she
floored her grandmother by asking, "Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus:
the Virgin Mary or the King James Virgin?"
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother
Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out
loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men
standing by the door? They're hushers."
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